Monday, June 4, 2007

Jon Miller must be senile too

I don't know if it's just me, but this is basically how the broadcast of last night's game went:

Jon Miller: And there's a groundball to ARod, he throws to first for the out. For those of you who don't know, there's been a lot of controversy surrounding ARod of late...particularly his play in Toronto when he yelled something at the Blue Jays' third baseman Howie Clark and it ended up distracting him enough for Posada's popup to drop! Lots of people say it was bush league, others say it was a smart play and that people do it all the time. What's your take on it, Joe?

(half inning later)
Jon Miller: Up to the plate steps Alex Rodriguez. For those of you who don't know, there's been a lot of controversy surrounding ARod of late...particularly his play in Toronto when he yelled something at the Blue Jays' third baseman Howie Clark and it ended up distracting him enough for Posada's popup to drop! Lots of people say it was bush league, others say it was a smart play and that people do it all the time. What's your take on it, Joe?

(2 innings later)
Jon Miller: Lugo grounds to Jeter, and Jeter throws him out. Jeter, the shortstop, is playing right next to the third baseman, Alex Rodriguez, and for those of you who don't know, there's been a lot of controversy surrounding ARod of late...particularly his play in Toronto when he yelled something at the Blue Jays' third baseman Howie Clark and it ended up distracting him enough for Posada's popup to drop! Lots of people say it was bush league, others say it was a smart play and that people do it all the time. What's your take on it, Peter [Gammons]?

(next inning)
Jon Miller: And there's a fat Sox fan in the stands stroking his penis in front of an 8 year old boy, and that reminds me of third basemen, which reminds me of Alex Rodriguez, and for those of you who don't know, there's been a lot of controversy surrounding ARod of late...particularly his play in Toronto when he yelled something at the Blue Jays' third baseman Howie Clark and it ended up distracting him enough for Posada's popup to drop! Lots of people say it was bush league, others say it was a smart play and that people do it all the time. What's your take on it, Joe?

(next inning)
Jon Miller: And here's my crotch and fatass masseuse/trans fat delivery boy. Hey look, there's Alex Rodriguez at third base, and in case you didn't know, there's been a lot of controversy surrounding ARod of late...particularly his play in Toronto when he yelled something at the Blue Jays' third baseman Howie Clark and it ended up distracting him enough for Posada's popup to drop! Lots of people say it was bush league, others say it was a smart play and that people do it all the time. What's your take on it, sweet cheeks?


He must have brought it up like 5-6 times during the game last night. He might as well have asked everyone and his/her mother what they thought of the play. Ridiculous. I can't wait for the next Sunday Night ESPN Yankees game so we can listen to the Senile-Dead-Horse-Beating-Dumbasses broadcast the game.

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