There is a Facebook group called “Endy Chavez is so much better than Melky Cabrera”. First of all, what is the point of this group? We’re making groups about how “our 4th outfielder is better than your 4th outfielder!” and not even being right about it? “Jose Reyes is better than Derek Jeter” or vice versa. “Mariano Rivera is so much better than Jonathan Papelbon” or vice versa. Those groups make sense. But comparing two 4th outfielders (although Melky has been playing everyday because Damon can’t play center but is too stubborn to go on the DL) is stupid. How about “Jose Molina is so much better than Ramon Castro!”?
Be that as it may, I tell you, my friends…no, Endy Chavez is not so much better than Melky Cabrera.
Endy Chavez (2006)
.276 eqA
44/24 K/BB
4.6 WARP3
Melky Cabrera (2006)
.273 eqA
56/60 K/BB
5.0 WARP3
And Endy Chavez is 29…Melky Cabrera is 22. And Melky almost walked more than he struck out last year, which is incredible for a 21 year old rookie. And let’s compare them this year. I know Chavez is hurt, but still, let’s do this shit:
Endy Chavez (2007)
.269 eqA
13/8 K/BB
2.3 WARP3
Melky Cabrera (2007)
.280 eqA
39/28 K/BB
7.1 WARP3 (3.9 WARP1)
Cabrera’s 3.9 WARP1 shows that he's already worth almost as many wins so far this season to the Yankees than Chavez was to the Mets all of last year. Cabrera's WARP3 shows he's projected to be worth 2.5 more wins this year than Chavez was last year. Also, last year was a career year for Chavez. His previous seasons were all terrible. Look them up. I don't feel like typing them all out because I don't want sonorous laughter to be heard coming from my desk. Now, I, like most people, don’t think Melky Cabrera’s ever going to be a monster offensively. But he’s a solid hitter who’s going to draw a good number of walks and I could see him, in his prime, being having a .280-.290 BA/.360-.370 OBA/.440-.450 SLG. That’s pretty good to get from a centerfielder, especially when he’s a very good one defensively. His zone rating (speaking of this stat, it was .915 in left field last year, leading the AL) is .899 with 21 plays made out of zone in just 589 innings and is at 14 FRAA overall. That’s pretty good. That’s only .006 behind Ichiro, and Ichiro’s played 270 more innings. I expect Melky to overtake him there. And among AL Centerfielders, he's first with 9 assists and has 11 overall (2 in LF).
Melky Cabrera << Endy Chavez? As Douggy Bombs once said about ARod, that’s something we can all say “HA!” to.
Oh, yeah, Smart Stat Guy picked up that bartender by the end of that night. I saw her, too. Fucking hot.
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Sunday, July 29, 2007
Fuck the clear, shoot some Sodium Thiopental up Barroid's Ass
Where would this blog be without idiots like this guy?
The analysis of determining the best baseball player of all time is very straightforward. First things first, any player who played prior to 1947 or the pre Jackie Robinson era cannot be considered the best player ever. Therefore, Ty Cobb is eliminated, Babe Ruth is eliminated and Joe Dimaggio whose best seasons were prior to 1947 and ultimately retired in 1951 is eliminated.
I am not taking anything away from these exceptional baseball players, they achieved remarkable feats and are adored by fans around the world, however Cobb, Ruth, nor Diamagio is the best baseball player ever, each did not play against the best players of their time as there was an entirely separate league with notable hall of famers, notably the Negro Leagues. Also, because the best players are playing now! I seriously doubt Babe Ruth would have enjoyed the success he achieved swinging the stick against Josh Beckett or Billy Wagner.
OK, so because Babe Ruth never faced a Josh Beckett or a Billy Wagner, who by the way, are both white (idiot, he could have at least named somebody black like Dwight Gooden in his prime), Babe Ruth doesn't count. Brilliant. Sure, he didn't face guys from the Negro Leagues, but keep something in mind, there were a LOT fewer teams back then. So to get to the big leagues, you had to be very good. Now that there's no discrimination, great players from all races are included. However, there are 30 MLB teams now. So while major leaguers now might have to face off against guys like CC Sabathia or Johan Santana, they also get to face guys like John Parrish or Sidney Ponson. Oh yeah, and ballparks on average are much smaller now and balls are much more lively than they used to be. I mean, the Polo Grounds used to be almost 500 feet to center. Yankee Stadium used to be 462 ft to center. That's just nuts.
Also, Babe Ruth hit more home runs than other teams. He has the highest career OPS+ at 207. Bonds is at 182, so Ruth was much better relative to his era than Bonds has been.
In 2001, Bonds hit 73 homers to break the single-season home run record. Bonds also compiled a slugging percentage of .834. Aaron never did that.
Neither did Ruth.
The year after his homer record, Bonds hit a league-leading .370. Bonds is the only member of the career 500 homers-500 steals club. In an era when the 30 homers-30 steals mark was especially meaningful for a season, Bonds averaged those figures for an entire decade.
First of all, at least get your stats right. Bonds slugged .863 in 2001. Secondly, Ruth's career high was .849. 14 pt advantage in slugging, as I demonstrated here, is statistically insignificant.
What hasn't bonds done? I will get to that, but other mind blowing stats include:
1. Holds record for most MVP awards (7) and consecutive MVP awards (4) (1990, 1992-93, 2001-04)
2. Holds records for most home runs in a season (73)
3. Holds records for most walks in a career (2,512)
4. Holds record for consecutive seasons with 30 homeruns (13).
5. Only player in 400 home run and 400 stolen base club
6. Only player in 500 home run and 500 stolen base club
7. 14 time all star (1990, 1992-98, 2000-04, 2007)
8. One of four players in 40-40 club (40 home runs and 40 stolen bases)
9. Holds record for most consecutive seasons with .600 slugging percentage or higher (8)
10. 5-time SF Giants Player of the Year (1998, 2001-04)
11. 14-Time All-Star (1990, 1992-98, 2000-04, 2007)
12. 7-Time Baseball America NL All-Star OF (1993, 1998, 2000-04)
13. 3-Time Major League Player of the Year (1990, 2001, 2004)
14. 3-Time Baseball America MLB Player of the Year (2001, 2003-04)
15. 8-Time Gold Glove winner for NL Outfielder (1990-94, 1996-98)
16. 12-Time Silver Slugger winner for NL Outfielder (1990-94, 1996-97, 2000-04)
17. Led the Major Leagues in home runs (1993, 2001)
18. Led the NL in batting average (2002, 2004)
19. Led the NL in on base percentage (1991-93, 1995, 2001-04, 2006)
20. Led the Major Leagues in slugging percentage (1990, 1992-93, 2001-04)
21. Led the Major Leagues in extra base hits (1992-93, 2001)
22. Led the Major Leagues in on base percentage (1992, 2001-04)
23. Led the NL in runs (1992)
24. Led the NL in RBIs (1993)
25. Led the NL in walks (1992, 1994-97, 2000-04, 2006)
26. Led the NL in intentional walks (1992-98, 2002-04, 2006)
27. Led the NL in runs created (1992-93, 2001-02, 2004)
28. Led the Major Leagues in total bases (1993, with 365)
29. Led the Major Leagues in runs created (1993, 2001-02, 2004)
30. Led the NL in games (1995)
31. Led the NL in extra base hits (1992-93, 2001)
32. Led the NL in at bats per home run (1992-93, 1996, 2000-04)
33. 3-Time NL Hank Aaron Award winner (2001-02, 2004)
34. Led the Major Leagues in batting average (2002, with .370)
You are an idiot for talking about things such as All-Star selections, MVPs, and Gold Gloves. Ripken made the All-Star team like every year when his OPS+ was like -2632 (funny it matches his consecutive games streak). As far as MVPs go, Ivan Rodriguez and Sammy Sosa both won undeserving MVPs a few years back. And of course Morneau won over Jeter last year. That tells you what the MVP is truly worth. As far as Gold Gloves go, Tino Martinez lost it to Rafael Palmeiro in 1999, a guy who had played all of 28 games at first that year. They're stupid awards. Now, a lot of the other things you mentioned are worthwhile arguments. Going solely by gross walk total isn't the best way to go about it, but fine. 40-40 club is stupid, that has more value in fantasy baseball than in actual baseball. Batting titles are stupid because batting average is stupid. But, alright, overall, fine, you made some decent points. But, um, he's kind of done a lot of this stuff lately. He's lately also widely thought to have done this stuff called...um...steroids? That stuff that cheaters use? When are you going to address this?
Steroids. Sure Barry is not the most embraceable character, in fact he probably has the worst personality of anyone I have ever seen, but he has not been proven to have taken any performance enhancing drug. Also, the game of baseball involves much more than strength otherwise the people buted [sic] for steroid abuse would have much greater numbers. Steroids are not why Barry Bonds is the best player ever, his statistics are. What's funny is how people point out that Barry gained 20-30 pounds over a 15 year period. Who hasn't? It's not like Bonds is ripped, have you seen him lately? Bonds is fat, similar to every other 42 year old man out there. This argument is ridiculous and the asterisk talk is even more ridiculous.
Ah, there you go. I don't even know where to start, this is so retarded.
First of all, Bonds fucking took steroids. He admitted it. It's kind of well known that he did. From San Francisco Chronicle:
Barry Bonds told a federal grand jury that he used a clear substance and a cream supplied by the Burlingame laboratory now enmeshed in a sports doping scandal, but he said he never thought they were steroids, The Chronicle has learned.
Federal prosecutors charge that the Bay Area Laboratory Co-operative, known as BALCO, distributed undetectable steroids to elite athletes in the form of a clear substance that was taken orally and a cream that was rubbed onto the body.
Bonds testified that he had received and used clear and cream substances from his personal strength trainer, Greg Anderson, during the 2003 baseball season but was told they were the nutritional supplement flaxseed oil and a rubbing balm for arthritis, according to a transcript of his testimony reviewed by The Chronicle.
He admitted to using them. He's just insulting everyone's intelligence by saying he didn't knowingly take steroids. Idiots that defend him by saying he never was proven to have taken them can shove Barry's syringes up their asses.
Second of all, ever hear of guys like Jason Giambi? Rafael Palmeiro? Guys who have definitely taken steroids and put up exceptional numbers that they probably could not achieve when their nads were bigger? Lots of guys have definitely improved their numbers by taken steroids, not just Barry. Some guys just don't have the talent that Bonds already has.
Steroids are not why Barry Bonds is the best player ever, his statistics are.
......
Teacher: Hey! Put your textbook away! That's cheating!
Student: Leave me alone! Using a textbook, which has all of the answers and will enable me to get a perfect score on a closed book exam, is not the reason I'm a great student! My perfect scores are!
What's funny is how people point out that Barry gained 20-30 pounds over a 15 year period. Who hasn't? It's not like Bonds is ripped, have you seen him lately? Bonds is fat, similar to every other 42 year old man out there.
Being ripped does not make you an intentional-gonads-shrinker or vice versa. I like how the pictures he uses show a skinny Barry Bonds with a tiny head and then a picture of the Bonds of now who is insanely broad with a head that dwarfs Kevin Mench's Shrek head. This guy uses pictures that totally make the opposite point of the one he wants to make. This blogger is a moron.
I want Barry Bonds to break his leg tomorrow and be out for the season. Then when he tries to come back next year, he gets into a car accident with Carl Pavano. Bonds breaks all of his ribs and suffers a severe concussion. Pavano gets a small scratch on his ass due to sliding around on the seat. Both are forced to retire, and Pavano neglects to tell anybody.
The analysis of determining the best baseball player of all time is very straightforward. First things first, any player who played prior to 1947 or the pre Jackie Robinson era cannot be considered the best player ever. Therefore, Ty Cobb is eliminated, Babe Ruth is eliminated and Joe Dimaggio whose best seasons were prior to 1947 and ultimately retired in 1951 is eliminated.
I am not taking anything away from these exceptional baseball players, they achieved remarkable feats and are adored by fans around the world, however Cobb, Ruth, nor Diamagio is the best baseball player ever, each did not play against the best players of their time as there was an entirely separate league with notable hall of famers, notably the Negro Leagues. Also, because the best players are playing now! I seriously doubt Babe Ruth would have enjoyed the success he achieved swinging the stick against Josh Beckett or Billy Wagner.
OK, so because Babe Ruth never faced a Josh Beckett or a Billy Wagner, who by the way, are both white (idiot, he could have at least named somebody black like Dwight Gooden in his prime), Babe Ruth doesn't count. Brilliant. Sure, he didn't face guys from the Negro Leagues, but keep something in mind, there were a LOT fewer teams back then. So to get to the big leagues, you had to be very good. Now that there's no discrimination, great players from all races are included. However, there are 30 MLB teams now. So while major leaguers now might have to face off against guys like CC Sabathia or Johan Santana, they also get to face guys like John Parrish or Sidney Ponson. Oh yeah, and ballparks on average are much smaller now and balls are much more lively than they used to be. I mean, the Polo Grounds used to be almost 500 feet to center. Yankee Stadium used to be 462 ft to center. That's just nuts.
Also, Babe Ruth hit more home runs than other teams. He has the highest career OPS+ at 207. Bonds is at 182, so Ruth was much better relative to his era than Bonds has been.
In 2001, Bonds hit 73 homers to break the single-season home run record. Bonds also compiled a slugging percentage of .834. Aaron never did that.
Neither did Ruth.
The year after his homer record, Bonds hit a league-leading .370. Bonds is the only member of the career 500 homers-500 steals club. In an era when the 30 homers-30 steals mark was especially meaningful for a season, Bonds averaged those figures for an entire decade.
First of all, at least get your stats right. Bonds slugged .863 in 2001. Secondly, Ruth's career high was .849. 14 pt advantage in slugging, as I demonstrated here, is statistically insignificant.
What hasn't bonds done? I will get to that, but other mind blowing stats include:
1. Holds record for most MVP awards (7) and consecutive MVP awards (4) (1990, 1992-93, 2001-04)
2. Holds records for most home runs in a season (73)
3. Holds records for most walks in a career (2,512)
4. Holds record for consecutive seasons with 30 homeruns (13).
5. Only player in 400 home run and 400 stolen base club
6. Only player in 500 home run and 500 stolen base club
7. 14 time all star (1990, 1992-98, 2000-04, 2007)
8. One of four players in 40-40 club (40 home runs and 40 stolen bases)
9. Holds record for most consecutive seasons with .600 slugging percentage or higher (8)
10. 5-time SF Giants Player of the Year (1998, 2001-04)
11. 14-Time All-Star (1990, 1992-98, 2000-04, 2007)
12. 7-Time Baseball America NL All-Star OF (1993, 1998, 2000-04)
13. 3-Time Major League Player of the Year (1990, 2001, 2004)
14. 3-Time Baseball America MLB Player of the Year (2001, 2003-04)
15. 8-Time Gold Glove winner for NL Outfielder (1990-94, 1996-98)
16. 12-Time Silver Slugger winner for NL Outfielder (1990-94, 1996-97, 2000-04)
17. Led the Major Leagues in home runs (1993, 2001)
18. Led the NL in batting average (2002, 2004)
19. Led the NL in on base percentage (1991-93, 1995, 2001-04, 2006)
20. Led the Major Leagues in slugging percentage (1990, 1992-93, 2001-04)
21. Led the Major Leagues in extra base hits (1992-93, 2001)
22. Led the Major Leagues in on base percentage (1992, 2001-04)
23. Led the NL in runs (1992)
24. Led the NL in RBIs (1993)
25. Led the NL in walks (1992, 1994-97, 2000-04, 2006)
26. Led the NL in intentional walks (1992-98, 2002-04, 2006)
27. Led the NL in runs created (1992-93, 2001-02, 2004)
28. Led the Major Leagues in total bases (1993, with 365)
29. Led the Major Leagues in runs created (1993, 2001-02, 2004)
30. Led the NL in games (1995)
31. Led the NL in extra base hits (1992-93, 2001)
32. Led the NL in at bats per home run (1992-93, 1996, 2000-04)
33. 3-Time NL Hank Aaron Award winner (2001-02, 2004)
34. Led the Major Leagues in batting average (2002, with .370)
You are an idiot for talking about things such as All-Star selections, MVPs, and Gold Gloves. Ripken made the All-Star team like every year when his OPS+ was like -2632 (funny it matches his consecutive games streak). As far as MVPs go, Ivan Rodriguez and Sammy Sosa both won undeserving MVPs a few years back. And of course Morneau won over Jeter last year. That tells you what the MVP is truly worth. As far as Gold Gloves go, Tino Martinez lost it to Rafael Palmeiro in 1999, a guy who had played all of 28 games at first that year. They're stupid awards. Now, a lot of the other things you mentioned are worthwhile arguments. Going solely by gross walk total isn't the best way to go about it, but fine. 40-40 club is stupid, that has more value in fantasy baseball than in actual baseball. Batting titles are stupid because batting average is stupid. But, alright, overall, fine, you made some decent points. But, um, he's kind of done a lot of this stuff lately. He's lately also widely thought to have done this stuff called...um...steroids? That stuff that cheaters use? When are you going to address this?
Steroids. Sure Barry is not the most embraceable character, in fact he probably has the worst personality of anyone I have ever seen, but he has not been proven to have taken any performance enhancing drug. Also, the game of baseball involves much more than strength otherwise the people buted [sic] for steroid abuse would have much greater numbers. Steroids are not why Barry Bonds is the best player ever, his statistics are. What's funny is how people point out that Barry gained 20-30 pounds over a 15 year period. Who hasn't? It's not like Bonds is ripped, have you seen him lately? Bonds is fat, similar to every other 42 year old man out there. This argument is ridiculous and the asterisk talk is even more ridiculous.
Ah, there you go. I don't even know where to start, this is so retarded.
First of all, Bonds fucking took steroids. He admitted it. It's kind of well known that he did. From San Francisco Chronicle:
Barry Bonds told a federal grand jury that he used a clear substance and a cream supplied by the Burlingame laboratory now enmeshed in a sports doping scandal, but he said he never thought they were steroids, The Chronicle has learned.
Federal prosecutors charge that the Bay Area Laboratory Co-operative, known as BALCO, distributed undetectable steroids to elite athletes in the form of a clear substance that was taken orally and a cream that was rubbed onto the body.
Bonds testified that he had received and used clear and cream substances from his personal strength trainer, Greg Anderson, during the 2003 baseball season but was told they were the nutritional supplement flaxseed oil and a rubbing balm for arthritis, according to a transcript of his testimony reviewed by The Chronicle.
He admitted to using them. He's just insulting everyone's intelligence by saying he didn't knowingly take steroids. Idiots that defend him by saying he never was proven to have taken them can shove Barry's syringes up their asses.
Second of all, ever hear of guys like Jason Giambi? Rafael Palmeiro? Guys who have definitely taken steroids and put up exceptional numbers that they probably could not achieve when their nads were bigger? Lots of guys have definitely improved their numbers by taken steroids, not just Barry. Some guys just don't have the talent that Bonds already has.
Steroids are not why Barry Bonds is the best player ever, his statistics are.
......
Teacher: Hey! Put your textbook away! That's cheating!
Student: Leave me alone! Using a textbook, which has all of the answers and will enable me to get a perfect score on a closed book exam, is not the reason I'm a great student! My perfect scores are!
What's funny is how people point out that Barry gained 20-30 pounds over a 15 year period. Who hasn't? It's not like Bonds is ripped, have you seen him lately? Bonds is fat, similar to every other 42 year old man out there.
Being ripped does not make you an intentional-gonads-shrinker or vice versa. I like how the pictures he uses show a skinny Barry Bonds with a tiny head and then a picture of the Bonds of now who is insanely broad with a head that dwarfs Kevin Mench's Shrek head. This guy uses pictures that totally make the opposite point of the one he wants to make. This blogger is a moron.
I want Barry Bonds to break his leg tomorrow and be out for the season. Then when he tries to come back next year, he gets into a car accident with Carl Pavano. Bonds breaks all of his ribs and suffers a severe concussion. Pavano gets a small scratch on his ass due to sliding around on the seat. Both are forced to retire, and Pavano neglects to tell anybody.
Labels:
barry bonds,
Douche Bag,
give him lethal injection,
idiots
Thursday, July 26, 2007
An energy and excitement update
It gives me great pleasure to report this.
Jimmy Rollins
.001 ExI (Excitement Index), .033 UnDLPoDA (Unnecessarily Dances Like a Prick outside Dugout Average), .028 MMWJkOr (Makes Morons Wanna Jerk Off Rate)
Hanley Ramirez
.001 ExI, .029 UnDLPoDA, .028 MMWJkOr
Edgar Renteria
-.007 ExI, .032 UnDLPoDA, .019 MMWJkOr
Jose Reyes
.989 ExI, 1.283 (New MLB Record!!!) UnDLPoDA, 1.107 MMWJkOr (or about what ARod can slug under anesthesia)
Jose Reyes is amazing. He's so exciting. That's gotta account for like, every win the Mets have. And he always hustles, too. All those other shortstops suck because they're not exciting. But, in case you're interested in actual performance and shit, which you shouldn't be because excitement and energy is what counts, here you go:
Jimmy Rollins
.295 eqA, 9.2 WARP3
Hanley Ramirez
.327 eqA, 9.0 WARP3
Edgar Renteria
.316 eqA, 10.4 WARP3
Jose Reyes
.303 eqA, 9.2 WARP3
Fuck that their actual performance is practically all the same. That shit doesn't measure the essence or the true value of Jose Reyes. I'd take Reyes over those other guys anyday.
Jimmy Rollins
.001 ExI (Excitement Index), .033 UnDLPoDA (Unnecessarily Dances Like a Prick outside Dugout Average), .028 MMWJkOr (Makes Morons Wanna Jerk Off Rate)
Hanley Ramirez
.001 ExI, .029 UnDLPoDA, .028 MMWJkOr
Edgar Renteria
-.007 ExI, .032 UnDLPoDA, .019 MMWJkOr
Jose Reyes
.989 ExI, 1.283 (New MLB Record!!!) UnDLPoDA, 1.107 MMWJkOr (or about what ARod can slug under anesthesia)
Jose Reyes is amazing. He's so exciting. That's gotta account for like, every win the Mets have. And he always hustles, too. All those other shortstops suck because they're not exciting. But, in case you're interested in actual performance and shit, which you shouldn't be because excitement and energy is what counts, here you go:
Jimmy Rollins
.295 eqA, 9.2 WARP3
Hanley Ramirez
.327 eqA, 9.0 WARP3
Edgar Renteria
.316 eqA, 10.4 WARP3
Jose Reyes
.303 eqA, 9.2 WARP3
Fuck that their actual performance is practically all the same. That shit doesn't measure the essence or the true value of Jose Reyes. I'd take Reyes over those other guys anyday.
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
ESPN Sunday Night Baseball! Episode 3: Joe Morgan has even done things he didn't do!
NOTE: Some necessary background for the episode from a recent Phil Mushnick article:
The year, Morgan told us, was 1964, that calamitous season when the Phillies blew a 61/2-game lead with 12 games left by losing 10 straight. Morgan said he made his major-league debut late in '64, against the Phillies. And it was in that game that his RBI single beat the Phillies, extending their infamous losing streak to eight or nine.
Wow, what a truly great start to a career!!
Great story. But unless Morgan was confusing himself with Reds rookie infielder Chico Ruiz, it never happened. As several readers were moved to write, the Phillies played the Reds, Braves and Cardinals during that losing streak; Houston wasn't in the mix.
Furthermore, Morgan, though called up in 1964, did not have an RBI that season for Houston.
And he did not make his big-league debut in '64, either. That came Sept. 21, 1963, when he went 0-for-1, pinch-hitting against the Phillies. The next day, Morgan did have an RBI single to beat the Phillies, but those Phillies were well out of the race and not in the throes of a historic collapse; they'd actually won four of their previous five games.
Oh, so I guess not so truly.
In the first inning
Joe Morgan: Well, tonight could be the night! The 10,000th loss for the Philadelphia Phillies is near!
Jon Miller: (with mike turned off, or so he thinks) Joe, pipe the fuck (doesn't get bleeped, millions of e-mail and phone call complaints start coming in) down! I'm trying to order Chinese food! Yes, hi. I'd like dumplings, spare ribs, General Tso's Chicken, pork lo mein, sweet and sour chicken, anything and everything that goes into a fryer, a bucket of egg rolls...(continues naming items for 5 straight minutes on the air) with a side order of bacon fat and an all-you-can-eat buffet for a party of 35. Thanks. (hangs up the phone) Of course, since I'm going to be sharing all of this food...HA! Oh and by the way for those of you who don't know, Alex Rodriguez...
When Cardinals go up 10-0
Joe Morgan: Well, that 10,000th loss is eminent!
Smart Stat Guy in the back: That's IMMINENT, you idiot.
Joe Morgan: Whatever, but, back in 1964, the Phillies were in the midst of a big collapse and I got a huge RBI single to help sink them. Their manager was so mad that he said that they were beaten by a "Little Leaguer"!
Jon Miller: That's quite a story there, Joe!
Joe Morgan: Yes, in fact, I've had a lot of great moments in my career.
Jon Miller: Please share!
Joe Morgan: Well, I won 2 MVPs.
Jon Miller: That's right.
Joe Morgan: I won 2 World Series!
Jon Miller: Nothing like having rings.
Joe Morgan: I won 6 Cy Youngs!
Jon Miller: (eating and not paying attention) That's great.
Joe Morgan: I pitched a perfect game in the World Series!
Jon Miller: .......(too busy eating)
Joe Morgan: I also invented the curveball, the two-seam fastball, the cutter, and the congratulatory ass-slap!
Jon Miller: .......(napping)
Smart Stat Guy in the Back decided to leave and let Morgan talk about how he changed the game all by himself. Currently, Smart Stat Guy is at a pub getting free drinks from a hot bartender.
The year, Morgan told us, was 1964, that calamitous season when the Phillies blew a 61/2-game lead with 12 games left by losing 10 straight. Morgan said he made his major-league debut late in '64, against the Phillies. And it was in that game that his RBI single beat the Phillies, extending their infamous losing streak to eight or nine.
Wow, what a truly great start to a career!!
Great story. But unless Morgan was confusing himself with Reds rookie infielder Chico Ruiz, it never happened. As several readers were moved to write, the Phillies played the Reds, Braves and Cardinals during that losing streak; Houston wasn't in the mix.
Furthermore, Morgan, though called up in 1964, did not have an RBI that season for Houston.
And he did not make his big-league debut in '64, either. That came Sept. 21, 1963, when he went 0-for-1, pinch-hitting against the Phillies. The next day, Morgan did have an RBI single to beat the Phillies, but those Phillies were well out of the race and not in the throes of a historic collapse; they'd actually won four of their previous five games.
Oh, so I guess not so truly.
In the first inning
Joe Morgan: Well, tonight could be the night! The 10,000th loss for the Philadelphia Phillies is near!
Jon Miller: (with mike turned off, or so he thinks) Joe, pipe the fuck (doesn't get bleeped, millions of e-mail and phone call complaints start coming in) down! I'm trying to order Chinese food! Yes, hi. I'd like dumplings, spare ribs, General Tso's Chicken, pork lo mein, sweet and sour chicken, anything and everything that goes into a fryer, a bucket of egg rolls...(continues naming items for 5 straight minutes on the air) with a side order of bacon fat and an all-you-can-eat buffet for a party of 35. Thanks. (hangs up the phone) Of course, since I'm going to be sharing all of this food...HA! Oh and by the way for those of you who don't know, Alex Rodriguez...
When Cardinals go up 10-0
Joe Morgan: Well, that 10,000th loss is eminent!
Smart Stat Guy in the back: That's IMMINENT, you idiot.
Joe Morgan: Whatever, but, back in 1964, the Phillies were in the midst of a big collapse and I got a huge RBI single to help sink them. Their manager was so mad that he said that they were beaten by a "Little Leaguer"!
Jon Miller: That's quite a story there, Joe!
Joe Morgan: Yes, in fact, I've had a lot of great moments in my career.
Jon Miller: Please share!
Joe Morgan: Well, I won 2 MVPs.
Jon Miller: That's right.
Joe Morgan: I won 2 World Series!
Jon Miller: Nothing like having rings.
Joe Morgan: I won 6 Cy Youngs!
Jon Miller: (eating and not paying attention) That's great.
Joe Morgan: I pitched a perfect game in the World Series!
Jon Miller: .......(too busy eating)
Joe Morgan: I also invented the curveball, the two-seam fastball, the cutter, and the congratulatory ass-slap!
Jon Miller: .......(napping)
Smart Stat Guy in the Back decided to leave and let Morgan talk about how he changed the game all by himself. Currently, Smart Stat Guy is at a pub getting free drinks from a hot bartender.
Labels:
bacon fat,
ESPN Sunday Night Baseball,
joe morgan,
jon miller
Friday, July 20, 2007
Mike Francesa is an obese, obnoxious, know-it-all prick
After the YES Network's coverage of the Yankees ended yesterday, it went right to WFAN's Mike and the Maddog. Russo (Maddog) wasn't there, so it was just Fatso. Here are two of the things he said. Let's dissect this fat bastard's comment one by one.
Top pitchers close out games like this. Wang didn't do it today. And he had good stuff. A top pitcher when he has his good stuff makes that 2-0 lead stand. That's what separates a top pitcher from just a good pitcher.
Look, I'm bummed that Wang blew the lead. He was great for 6 innings and it came apart in the 7th inning, when he gave up all three runs in what seemed like 30 seconds. But, Francesa made this sound as if it's the worst thing in the world to blow a two run lead like that. Wang in total went 7 1/3 innings, allowing 3 ER and walked nobody. That's a very good outing. He pitched very late into the game and gave the team an excellent chance to win. I guess Francesa would prefer a guy go 6 innings and allow 7 ER but since his lineup scored 11 runs and the bullpen allowed no runs, the starter did a great job because he was able to "pitch to the score" and "won" the game. Does this make the 6 inning, 7 ER guy better than Wang? Francesa would probably say yes, because he's an idiot.
B.A.: Hey, Mike. Love listening to your show. I heard-
Francesa: We'll be back after this.
(4 minutes of commercials)
(WFAN Mike and the Maddog return from commercial music)
Francesa: Alright, we're back, go ahead B.A.
B.A.: Thanks. I just wanted to ask you about the free agent signing. I heard that Rick Helling is a free agent along with Johan Santana. I think that the Yankees should go after Santana. Do you agree?
Francesa: 20/20 update, with Minko.
(20/20 update, then 7 minutes of commercials)
(WFAN Mike and the Maddog return from commercial music)
Francesa: Alright we're back. And if any of you while listening to this show ever get a midnight craving, there's nothing quite like the Jon Miller Bacon Fat Banana Split, or the Mike Francesa Steak Lard Cannoli. Pick up one of these on your next trip to Dairy Queen after a trip to Paul Lo Duca's 13-and-under Night Club. Alright, so back to B.A.'s question.
B.A.: Yes, thank you.
Francesa: One more commercial break, back after this.
(14 minutes of commercials)
Francesa: OK, we're back. So I'm going to get to B.A.'s question.
B.A.: Thanks.
Francesa: How could you want Johan Santana over Rick Helling? Rick Helling won all 35 of his starts this year. Santana didn't win any!
B.A.: But Helling's ERA and WHIP weighed more than you do.
Francesa: What does that even mean? And who cares? He won those games.
B.A.: Well, his lineup consisted of 9 ARods. Santana's lineup was the St. Paul Geriatric Center Canasta team. And Santana had 24.78 K/9 IP with a 0.1 WHIP. He pitched 31 no-hitters and 6 1-hitters.
Francesa: But did he win those games?
B.A.: If he had any sort of lineup-
Francesa: (loudly and obnoxiously) Answer my question, did he win the games?
B.A.: No, he didn't, but how does that make Santana-
Francesa: There you go.
B.A.: Will you shut up and let me make my point fatso? You honestly would rather take a guy who sucks but gets wins because his lineup is disgusting over a guy who's damn near perfect but loses because his lineup's combined age also weighs more than you?
Francesa: It actually doesn't, I weighed in at 2 tons yesterday. And, yes I would. Because he won the games. Case closed. Show's over. Time for some raw ground sirloin 24 inch subs.
I don't think the Yankees are catching Boston. I think they'll get the Wild Card. But guys, they're not catching Boston. They're 7 games back with 70 games to play. It's hard to blow that kind of lead. And Boston's good! They got a lot of talent on that team. They're going to start playing better baseball very soon. That guy Gabbard is pitching great in Schilling's spot. Manny's very due to get hot, too. Watch out for him.
Francesa's a Yankees fan by the way. But, come on. Boston's good?! I've already written about this, but let's go over everything again:
Youkilis and Lowell - Two guys who were hitting way over their heads for the two-three months. They've been coming back down to earth for a little while and are still due to keep going down because of how ridiculous their starts were.
Matsuzaka - He's pretty good, but he's not unhittable. Yankees have scored a bunch of runs each time he's pitched.
Beckett - This guy feasts on bad teams. Good teams more often than not knock him around. I can't wait to see him have to start against Detroit. Or have to face Cleveland again. What I love about this trade is that the great genius Theo Epstein gave up Hanley Ramirez for this guy and the HMH-taker with the genie beard...and now they're stuck with Julio fucking Lugo. HA!
Wakefield - So hit or miss, and it looks like all his hits came in the first 1.5 months.
Gabbard - 3.38 ERA, 1.19 WHIP in 29.1 innings. Let's hold off on the coronation. A more telling stat is in the 55 innings he's pitched in the big leagues, he has 30 walks. That's terrible. A guy like that is not going to keep dodging bullets.
Papelbon - As pointed out before, he's fragile. Francona has to be very careful with him.
Crisp, Lugo, Drew - Stink like a rotten fish market, or a you-know-what.
Manny - I know his track record can't be ignored, but Manny is 35 and he's never struggled (for Manny that is) for this long. Entirely possible that he's on the decline.
Ortiz - With his knee and my theory that he got off whatever he was taking because of that irregular heartbeat, he's not going to hit for power. And while he hits in Fenway which inflates BA, it's going to come down. He will not finish at .320. I also love how his PrSLG is .511. So take away some of his Fenway Park doubles (Fenway is #1 place to hit doubles this year, and has been #1 for the past 3 seasons) and he's slugging about 120-150 points lower than he did in his previous two seasons.
The AL East title is entirely reachable for the Yankees. Mike Francesa's body fat percentage, weight, and BOC (Blood Obnoxiousness Content) on the other hand, is unreachable.
Top pitchers close out games like this. Wang didn't do it today. And he had good stuff. A top pitcher when he has his good stuff makes that 2-0 lead stand. That's what separates a top pitcher from just a good pitcher.
Look, I'm bummed that Wang blew the lead. He was great for 6 innings and it came apart in the 7th inning, when he gave up all three runs in what seemed like 30 seconds. But, Francesa made this sound as if it's the worst thing in the world to blow a two run lead like that. Wang in total went 7 1/3 innings, allowing 3 ER and walked nobody. That's a very good outing. He pitched very late into the game and gave the team an excellent chance to win. I guess Francesa would prefer a guy go 6 innings and allow 7 ER but since his lineup scored 11 runs and the bullpen allowed no runs, the starter did a great job because he was able to "pitch to the score" and "won" the game. Does this make the 6 inning, 7 ER guy better than Wang? Francesa would probably say yes, because he's an idiot.
B.A.: Hey, Mike. Love listening to your show. I heard-
Francesa: We'll be back after this.
(4 minutes of commercials)
(WFAN Mike and the Maddog return from commercial music)
Francesa: Alright, we're back, go ahead B.A.
B.A.: Thanks. I just wanted to ask you about the free agent signing. I heard that Rick Helling is a free agent along with Johan Santana. I think that the Yankees should go after Santana. Do you agree?
Francesa: 20/20 update, with Minko.
(20/20 update, then 7 minutes of commercials)
(WFAN Mike and the Maddog return from commercial music)
Francesa: Alright we're back. And if any of you while listening to this show ever get a midnight craving, there's nothing quite like the Jon Miller Bacon Fat Banana Split, or the Mike Francesa Steak Lard Cannoli. Pick up one of these on your next trip to Dairy Queen after a trip to Paul Lo Duca's 13-and-under Night Club. Alright, so back to B.A.'s question.
B.A.: Yes, thank you.
Francesa: One more commercial break, back after this.
(14 minutes of commercials)
Francesa: OK, we're back. So I'm going to get to B.A.'s question.
B.A.: Thanks.
Francesa: How could you want Johan Santana over Rick Helling? Rick Helling won all 35 of his starts this year. Santana didn't win any!
B.A.: But Helling's ERA and WHIP weighed more than you do.
Francesa: What does that even mean? And who cares? He won those games.
B.A.: Well, his lineup consisted of 9 ARods. Santana's lineup was the St. Paul Geriatric Center Canasta team. And Santana had 24.78 K/9 IP with a 0.1 WHIP. He pitched 31 no-hitters and 6 1-hitters.
Francesa: But did he win those games?
B.A.: If he had any sort of lineup-
Francesa: (loudly and obnoxiously) Answer my question, did he win the games?
B.A.: No, he didn't, but how does that make Santana-
Francesa: There you go.
B.A.: Will you shut up and let me make my point fatso? You honestly would rather take a guy who sucks but gets wins because his lineup is disgusting over a guy who's damn near perfect but loses because his lineup's combined age also weighs more than you?
Francesa: It actually doesn't, I weighed in at 2 tons yesterday. And, yes I would. Because he won the games. Case closed. Show's over. Time for some raw ground sirloin 24 inch subs.
I don't think the Yankees are catching Boston. I think they'll get the Wild Card. But guys, they're not catching Boston. They're 7 games back with 70 games to play. It's hard to blow that kind of lead. And Boston's good! They got a lot of talent on that team. They're going to start playing better baseball very soon. That guy Gabbard is pitching great in Schilling's spot. Manny's very due to get hot, too. Watch out for him.
Francesa's a Yankees fan by the way. But, come on. Boston's good?! I've already written about this, but let's go over everything again:
Youkilis and Lowell - Two guys who were hitting way over their heads for the two-three months. They've been coming back down to earth for a little while and are still due to keep going down because of how ridiculous their starts were.
Matsuzaka - He's pretty good, but he's not unhittable. Yankees have scored a bunch of runs each time he's pitched.
Beckett - This guy feasts on bad teams. Good teams more often than not knock him around. I can't wait to see him have to start against Detroit. Or have to face Cleveland again. What I love about this trade is that the great genius Theo Epstein gave up Hanley Ramirez for this guy and the HMH-taker with the genie beard...and now they're stuck with Julio fucking Lugo. HA!
Wakefield - So hit or miss, and it looks like all his hits came in the first 1.5 months.
Gabbard - 3.38 ERA, 1.19 WHIP in 29.1 innings. Let's hold off on the coronation. A more telling stat is in the 55 innings he's pitched in the big leagues, he has 30 walks. That's terrible. A guy like that is not going to keep dodging bullets.
Papelbon - As pointed out before, he's fragile. Francona has to be very careful with him.
Crisp, Lugo, Drew - Stink like a rotten fish market, or a you-know-what.
Manny - I know his track record can't be ignored, but Manny is 35 and he's never struggled (for Manny that is) for this long. Entirely possible that he's on the decline.
Ortiz - With his knee and my theory that he got off whatever he was taking because of that irregular heartbeat, he's not going to hit for power. And while he hits in Fenway which inflates BA, it's going to come down. He will not finish at .320. I also love how his PrSLG is .511. So take away some of his Fenway Park doubles (Fenway is #1 place to hit doubles this year, and has been #1 for the past 3 seasons) and he's slugging about 120-150 points lower than he did in his previous two seasons.
The AL East title is entirely reachable for the Yankees. Mike Francesa's body fat percentage, weight, and BOC (Blood Obnoxiousness Content) on the other hand, is unreachable.
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Jose Reyes plays smallball, Alex Rodriguez hits longballs, which do you want?
While checking out Baseball Think Factory, I saw that they had posted something from Newsday:
Newsday posed the question to the experts - executives and scouts around the industry, although not from the Mets or Yankees - who were asked to keep in mind not only the players’ talents, but also their ages and contracts. Of the 16 officials from 16 clubs that responded, on the condition of anonymity, Reyes won in a blowout, 11 to 5.
Offered a scout: “I think that A-Rod is hypersensitive, and that affects his mood swings and performance swings. It appears from a distance that Reyes is less susceptible to these fluctuations.”
A second scout said that, despite A-Rod’s current run, he couldn’t shake visions of Rodriguez’s outward lack of confidence during slumps.
..."When you need a hit, he can come through with a bunt, a home run, a stolen base. A-Rod has got more power, no doubt about it. But if you tell me that it’s the ninth inning, and who you want to come into the plate to win the game for you? Between A-Rod and Reyes, I’ll pick Reyes.”
A scout, citing Reyes’ youth and speed as his deciding factor, said: “He can manufacture more runs than a home run streak. He’s tougher to pitch to with the switch-hitting ability, if you need a hit.
I'm at a loss for words at this stupidity.
Jose Reyes
Close and Late (2007)
.244/.370/.267
Monthly Splits (2007)
April: .356/.442/.596
May: .268/.349/.348
June: .330/.405/.425
July: .250/.318/.417
Runs Created/27 outs (RC/27 for short, basically, how many runs a lineup of Jose Reyeses would score)
6.25
has been pulled from two games for not hustling
Alex Rodriguez
Close and Late (2007)
.326/.396/.717
Monthly Splits (2007)
April: .355/.415/.882
May: .235/.361/.422
June: .406/.500/.781
July: .192/.288/.462
RC/27
9.50
has been pulled from exactly zero games for not hustling
I assume that these scouts/officials all looked at these numbers and concluded:
a. Reyes is the guy you want at the plate in the late innings during a close game
b. Reyes is less succeptible to mood/performance swings
c. Reyes can manufacture more runs than a home run streak
Way to reach smart conclusions. Since you guys don't want him, we'll keep ARod so he can keep kicking all of your asses.
And just for the hell of it, in case people want to talk about how Reyes was much better in the late innings of close games than ARod last year, Reyes was .264/.343/.396 in 91 AB and ARod was .237/.326/.368 in 76 AB. If ARod continued that same pace for another 15 AB, that would project to Reyes having 2 more hits. Whoopdy doo! He's more clutch! Blow me! (when you're done blowing Jose) Look, Reyes is good. He's getting on base a lot and playing pretty solid defense. THAT'S WHY HE'S GOOD. IT IS NOT BECAUSE HE STEALS BASES (btw, he's been caught 13 times for a 78% success rate = not that helpful) OR BECAUSE HE'S EXCITING. GET THIS THROUGH YOUR HEADS, MORONS.
Newsday posed the question to the experts - executives and scouts around the industry, although not from the Mets or Yankees - who were asked to keep in mind not only the players’ talents, but also their ages and contracts. Of the 16 officials from 16 clubs that responded, on the condition of anonymity, Reyes won in a blowout, 11 to 5.
Offered a scout: “I think that A-Rod is hypersensitive, and that affects his mood swings and performance swings. It appears from a distance that Reyes is less susceptible to these fluctuations.”
A second scout said that, despite A-Rod’s current run, he couldn’t shake visions of Rodriguez’s outward lack of confidence during slumps.
..."When you need a hit, he can come through with a bunt, a home run, a stolen base. A-Rod has got more power, no doubt about it. But if you tell me that it’s the ninth inning, and who you want to come into the plate to win the game for you? Between A-Rod and Reyes, I’ll pick Reyes.”
A scout, citing Reyes’ youth and speed as his deciding factor, said: “He can manufacture more runs than a home run streak. He’s tougher to pitch to with the switch-hitting ability, if you need a hit.
I'm at a loss for words at this stupidity.
Jose Reyes
Close and Late (2007)
.244/.370/.267
Monthly Splits (2007)
April: .356/.442/.596
May: .268/.349/.348
June: .330/.405/.425
July: .250/.318/.417
Runs Created/27 outs (RC/27 for short, basically, how many runs a lineup of Jose Reyeses would score)
6.25
has been pulled from two games for not hustling
Alex Rodriguez
Close and Late (2007)
.326/.396/.717
Monthly Splits (2007)
April: .355/.415/.882
May: .235/.361/.422
June: .406/.500/.781
July: .192/.288/.462
RC/27
9.50
has been pulled from exactly zero games for not hustling
I assume that these scouts/officials all looked at these numbers and concluded:
a. Reyes is the guy you want at the plate in the late innings during a close game
b. Reyes is less succeptible to mood/performance swings
c. Reyes can manufacture more runs than a home run streak
Way to reach smart conclusions. Since you guys don't want him, we'll keep ARod so he can keep kicking all of your asses.
And just for the hell of it, in case people want to talk about how Reyes was much better in the late innings of close games than ARod last year, Reyes was .264/.343/.396 in 91 AB and ARod was .237/.326/.368 in 76 AB. If ARod continued that same pace for another 15 AB, that would project to Reyes having 2 more hits. Whoopdy doo! He's more clutch! Blow me! (when you're done blowing Jose) Look, Reyes is good. He's getting on base a lot and playing pretty solid defense. THAT'S WHY HE'S GOOD. IT IS NOT BECAUSE HE STEALS BASES (btw, he's been caught 13 times for a 78% success rate = not that helpful) OR BECAUSE HE'S EXCITING. GET THIS THROUGH YOUR HEADS, MORONS.
Fuck Gary Sheffield
I don’t like Joe Torre as a manager. I think he makes terrible bullpen decisions and really has no clue sometimes. However, as a person, he is a class act. Native New Yorker, great ballplayer, very respected and liked by his peers and players that have played for him. Which is why bullshit like this pisses me off.
Gary Sheffield has sparked another media storm by charging New York Yankees manager Joe Torre treated African-American players more harshly than white teammates.
Here we go...
The Detroit Tigers DH, who played in the Bronx from 2004-06, tells Kremer that Torre singled him out in team meetings, while criticizing white teammates in private.
"I'd see a lot of white players get called in the office and treated like a man. That's the difference," says Sheffield.
So, because players who happened to be white were called into his office for criticism, but you were singled out in team meetings, Joe Torre is a racist? Are you sure it's not just because you're a jackass?
But when Kremer presses him whether he believes Torre's a racist, Sheffield says "no." When she points out Derek Jeter is the Yankees most prominent player, Sheffield responds the biracial Jeter is not "all the way black."
Yeah, if Derek Jeter's mom was black instead of Irish, you can bet that he wouldn't be one of if not Joe Torre's favorite player. Torre doesn't like guys based on how they go about their business, whether they have a good work ethic or not, etc. He bases his fondness of players on the color of their skin. Go to hell, Sheffield.
And also, need I point out how illogical it is to make such statements about Torre and then claim he's not a racist?
Joe Morgan: Hey, Jon. You really ought to lay off all that bacon fat. The booth has collapsed from underneath you 8 straight Sunday Nights.
Jon Miller: Are you saying that I'm fat?!
Joe Morgan: No, I'm not saying that at all.
Torre benched Sheffield during Game 3 of the Yankees' playoff loss to the Tigers last season. From the start of his tenure in pinstripes, Sheffield thought Torre wanted Vladimir Guerrero rather than him. If Sheffield's real objective, however, is to sully the reputation of his former skipper, then his comments make a lot of sense. Sheffield's Torre-bashing was all over the airwaves this weekend after Newsday revealed them Friday. On Sunday, ESPN's SportsCenter reported Sheffield's former teammate Kenny Lofton "backed up" his allegations by saying Sheffield "knows what he's talking about."
Number of teams Kenny Lofton has been on: 11, I wonder why...
It's not mentioned in this article, but Sheffield also said to ask Tony Womack about the allegations and that Womack would back him up. Womack has not said anything yet to my knowledge, but if he does agree with Sheffield, allow me to point out something:
Tony Womack (2005)
.556 OPS/47 OPS+(!!!!!!!!!), 8 2B, 1 3B, 0 HR, and was a 13-year veteran
essentially benched in favor of:
Robinson Cano (2005)
.778 OPS/102 OPS+, 34 2B, 4 3B, 14 HR, and was a 22 year old rookie
I can't imagine a guy who had been in the big leagues for 13 seasons would be too thrilled about losing his starting job at second base to a 22 year old rookie. So if he were to blame anyone other than himself, it would not be surprising if he irritably lambasted Torre.
And as far as Torre wanting Vladimir Guerrero instead of Sheffield...
Vladimir Guerrero
1998: .960 OPS/152 OPS+
1999: .978 OPS/139 OPS+
2000: 1.074 OPS/166 OPS+
2001: .943 OPS/133 OPS+
2002: 1.010 OPS/162 OPS+
2003: 1.012 OPS/144 OPS+
Age going into 2004 season: 28
JACk+ (Adjusted Jackass): -73
people were worried about possible back problems with him to be fair, but that was mostly due to the artificial turf in Montreal
Gary Sheffield
1998: .952 OPS/156 OPS+
1999: .930 OPS/138 OPS+
2000: 1.081 OPS/178 OPS+
2001: 1.000 OPS/167 OPS+
2002: .916 OPS/140 OPS+
2003: 1.023 OPS/167 OPS+
JACk+: 207
Age going into 2004 season: 35
Sheffield is a little better, but Guerrero's 7 years younger and much less of a jackass. I would have taken Guerrero over Sheffield, and Guerrero has outperformed Sheffield in the AL. His OPS has been at least .934 each year since being in Anaheim, with the best being .989. Sheffield's best has been .927, with an .891 in his other full season.
Sheffield fancies himself a truth-teller exposing the hypocrisy of baseball. But as Kremer points out in her piece, he can be full of it himself. Torre's Yankees have helped two African-American players close to Sheffield with their off-the-field problems: his uncle Dwight Gooden and Gooden's close friend Darryl Strawberry.
Thanks for doing the talking for me.
I also would like to add that during the Blue Jays-Yankees broadcast on Monday night, Kay said that he spoke with Jim Leyritz about the comments, and Leyritz said something along the lines of, "Torre didn't like me and I'm white. He'd single me out, bench me, etc. because I was a loudmouth. I spoke my mind and complained a lot. Torre doesn't like those kinds of people. It has nothing to do with their races."
Not to mention, Torre went out of his way to get Sheffield into the lineup at the end of the season and in the postseason by putting him at first base (which he was terrible at by the way).
Go perform biological impossibility, Sheffield. You loudmouth, selfish, egotistical schmuck.
Gary Sheffield has sparked another media storm by charging New York Yankees manager Joe Torre treated African-American players more harshly than white teammates.
Here we go...
The Detroit Tigers DH, who played in the Bronx from 2004-06, tells Kremer that Torre singled him out in team meetings, while criticizing white teammates in private.
"I'd see a lot of white players get called in the office and treated like a man. That's the difference," says Sheffield.
So, because players who happened to be white were called into his office for criticism, but you were singled out in team meetings, Joe Torre is a racist? Are you sure it's not just because you're a jackass?
But when Kremer presses him whether he believes Torre's a racist, Sheffield says "no." When she points out Derek Jeter is the Yankees most prominent player, Sheffield responds the biracial Jeter is not "all the way black."
Yeah, if Derek Jeter's mom was black instead of Irish, you can bet that he wouldn't be one of if not Joe Torre's favorite player. Torre doesn't like guys based on how they go about their business, whether they have a good work ethic or not, etc. He bases his fondness of players on the color of their skin. Go to hell, Sheffield.
And also, need I point out how illogical it is to make such statements about Torre and then claim he's not a racist?
Joe Morgan: Hey, Jon. You really ought to lay off all that bacon fat. The booth has collapsed from underneath you 8 straight Sunday Nights.
Jon Miller: Are you saying that I'm fat?!
Joe Morgan: No, I'm not saying that at all.
Torre benched Sheffield during Game 3 of the Yankees' playoff loss to the Tigers last season. From the start of his tenure in pinstripes, Sheffield thought Torre wanted Vladimir Guerrero rather than him. If Sheffield's real objective, however, is to sully the reputation of his former skipper, then his comments make a lot of sense. Sheffield's Torre-bashing was all over the airwaves this weekend after Newsday revealed them Friday. On Sunday, ESPN's SportsCenter reported Sheffield's former teammate Kenny Lofton "backed up" his allegations by saying Sheffield "knows what he's talking about."
Number of teams Kenny Lofton has been on: 11, I wonder why...
It's not mentioned in this article, but Sheffield also said to ask Tony Womack about the allegations and that Womack would back him up. Womack has not said anything yet to my knowledge, but if he does agree with Sheffield, allow me to point out something:
Tony Womack (2005)
.556 OPS/47 OPS+(!!!!!!!!!), 8 2B, 1 3B, 0 HR, and was a 13-year veteran
essentially benched in favor of:
Robinson Cano (2005)
.778 OPS/102 OPS+, 34 2B, 4 3B, 14 HR, and was a 22 year old rookie
I can't imagine a guy who had been in the big leagues for 13 seasons would be too thrilled about losing his starting job at second base to a 22 year old rookie. So if he were to blame anyone other than himself, it would not be surprising if he irritably lambasted Torre.
And as far as Torre wanting Vladimir Guerrero instead of Sheffield...
Vladimir Guerrero
1998: .960 OPS/152 OPS+
1999: .978 OPS/139 OPS+
2000: 1.074 OPS/166 OPS+
2001: .943 OPS/133 OPS+
2002: 1.010 OPS/162 OPS+
2003: 1.012 OPS/144 OPS+
Age going into 2004 season: 28
JACk+ (Adjusted Jackass): -73
people were worried about possible back problems with him to be fair, but that was mostly due to the artificial turf in Montreal
Gary Sheffield
1998: .952 OPS/156 OPS+
1999: .930 OPS/138 OPS+
2000: 1.081 OPS/178 OPS+
2001: 1.000 OPS/167 OPS+
2002: .916 OPS/140 OPS+
2003: 1.023 OPS/167 OPS+
JACk+: 207
Age going into 2004 season: 35
Sheffield is a little better, but Guerrero's 7 years younger and much less of a jackass. I would have taken Guerrero over Sheffield, and Guerrero has outperformed Sheffield in the AL. His OPS has been at least .934 each year since being in Anaheim, with the best being .989. Sheffield's best has been .927, with an .891 in his other full season.
Sheffield fancies himself a truth-teller exposing the hypocrisy of baseball. But as Kremer points out in her piece, he can be full of it himself. Torre's Yankees have helped two African-American players close to Sheffield with their off-the-field problems: his uncle Dwight Gooden and Gooden's close friend Darryl Strawberry.
Thanks for doing the talking for me.
I also would like to add that during the Blue Jays-Yankees broadcast on Monday night, Kay said that he spoke with Jim Leyritz about the comments, and Leyritz said something along the lines of, "Torre didn't like me and I'm white. He'd single me out, bench me, etc. because I was a loudmouth. I spoke my mind and complained a lot. Torre doesn't like those kinds of people. It has nothing to do with their races."
Not to mention, Torre went out of his way to get Sheffield into the lineup at the end of the season and in the postseason by putting him at first base (which he was terrible at by the way).
Go perform biological impossibility, Sheffield. You loudmouth, selfish, egotistical schmuck.
Labels:
asshole,
gary sheffield,
joe torre,
loudmouth,
piece of shit
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)