The Yankees never fucking sweep a series. And often they win the first two, or they win the first three, then they blow the last game. But they need to fucking sweep series and they haven't. The Twins, the Angels, Toronto a few weeks ago, Kansas City two weeks ago, Chicago, and now Toronto again. And even more frustrating, as I was discussing with Douggy Bombs just a few minutes ago while I was running from the MPs, Wang fucking sucks on the road. I love when my observations are backed up by stats:
Chien-Ming Wang (2005-2007)
Home: 3.22 ERA, 1.180 WHIP, .252 BAA (2.77 ERA, 1.103 WHIP, .234 BAA this year)
Away: 4.45 ERA, 1.416 WHIP, .291 BAA (4.45 ERA, 1.414 WHIP, .300 BAA this year)
And these splits don't include the game he pitched tonight. CockpenisshitgodmotherfuckingdammitgonadslickingturdandsemendevouringFUCK.
Infuriating. And to add to that, Atlanta loads the bases with NOBODY out in the 9th against Wagner down by one run. And Wagner walked Chris Woodward who was pinch hitting with the intention of giving himself up to get the runners to 2nd and 3rd. At that point, all you have to do is HIT A FUCKING FLYBALL. But no, Francoeur grounds out to Wright who gets the force at home. Then Andruw Jones, who is a fat useless piece of shit this year, grounds into a 4-6-3 double play to end the game. Luckily I was quick enough to the remote that I changed the channel before Gary Cohen started masturbating while singing "Meet the Mets".
It's just one game, obviously. So it's nothing to get too pissed about. But still, Wang needs to figure out how to get the goddamn ball down on the road.
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