Nobody likes Suzyn Waldman

Amen, indeed, Douggy. I think you missed last night's trivia question though, proof that nobody likes her.

Michael Kay: Here’s the Aflac Trivia Question, and we’re going to have a multiple choice one tonight.

Q: When is Suzyn Waldman being a moron?
a. whenever she’s talking about baseball
b. whenever she’s talking about anything
c. whenever she doesn’t just stay in her apartment by herself with the blinds closed and doesn’t communicate with any living being of any kind (and yes, that includes plants, fungi, insects, etc.)

Another new thing about the trivia question tonight, fans can send in their answers by text messaging, and those who get it right will be called back at that same number, and awarded a prize.

(next inning)

Michael Kay: You know, with the score being 15-3, Kenny, you have to wonder, what if it was 14-3?
Ken Singleton: That’s a good point, Michael.
Michael Kay: Yeah, I mean, you really have wonder about these things. Like, Alex Rodriguez’s grand slam earlier. He hit it 467 feet, but, you have to wonder, Joe, what if it went 466 feet? Wouldn’t that change the complexion of the game?
Smart Stat Guy in the Back: Absolutely nothing would change, Michael. Shut the fuck up with your stupid hypothetical questions and show the answer to the Aflac Trivia Question.
Michael Kay: OK OK…well here’s the answer to the Aflac Trivia Question. Here it is again for people who missed it.

Q: When is Suzyn Waldman being a moron?
a. whenever she’s talking about baseball
b. whenever she’s talking about anything
c. whenever she doesn’t just stay in her apartment by herself with the blinds closed and doesn’t communicate with any living being of any kind (and yes, that includes plants, fungi, insects, etc.)

A: The answer is all of them, with each answer being more accurate than the previous one. The awards are as follows.

People who chose a: free 12 pack of beer, that way you could at least be buzzed when listening to her, if you absolutely have to
People who chose b: free 30 rack of beer, that way you can do the above but possibly black out, therefore being able to forget the whole ordeal
People who chose c: all the Everclear you can drink so you can die and never have to hear her voice again