Seriously I want Sox fans to die

On this stupid Sawx blawg, this schmuck writes about this Mike Vaccaro article from last year that was saying the Yankees need to hit David Ortiz or brush him off the plate. I agreed and still do. I haven't been able to find it, but from the start of the 2004 season through the early 2005 season, Red Sox pitchers had hit nearly twice the number of batters that Yankee pitchers had hit. They've hit A-Rod and Jeter many times. Ortiz NEVER EVER gets hit or pitched inside. Not by Yankee pitching. Not by anyone. He needs to fucking get drilled with a fastball in his back or on his wrist/elbow and knocked off the plate. Anyway, here's what the douchebag writes in response:

Can't wait to see the reaction on NYYfans.com - or hell, the New York Post, - next time, say, Tony Mazz decides to suggest Josh Beckett let one fly toward Giambi's gargantuan, sweaty melon.

Fuck you, douchebag. Seriously. If it were the other way around, and Yankee pitchers were the ones hitting Red Sox batters constantly, then I would not disagree with the Red Sox writer if he wrote that. I would not WANT to see it, but I could understand it.

And here's some other shit that this guy has written:

Bernie Williams tossing his batting helmet at Charlie Relaford when he struck out looking in the seventh. Delmon Young got 50 games for tossing his bat at an ump. How many games will Bernie get? Or will his True Yankee status innoculate him from further censure?

Delmon Young flung his bat hard at the umpire and it hit him in the stomach. That could have seriously injured the umpire. Bernie simply tossed his helmet towards the umpire in disgust. Maybe he shouldn't have done it (though knowing how umpires can be total douchebags, it's understandable), but to compare flinging a bat at a high speed, a potentially lethal weapon, towards an umpire to tossing your helmet towards an umpire's feet...that's not even apples and oranges. That's like apples and bird shit. Go fuck yourself, dipshit.

After pointing out how A-Rod's error led to Ortiz reaching, he writes:

Why did A-Rod win that MVP award last season? Oh yeah, it's because he plays the field everyday.

Wow you're an idiot of the highest order. A-Rod won the 2005 AL MVP award instead of Big Floppy because (or rather, he SHOULD have won it because)...

A-Rod: .321/.421/.610, 48 HR, .352 EqA, 12.8 WARP3
Big Floppy: .300/.397/.604, 47 HR, .336 EqA, 9.6 WARP3

A-Rod was worth over 3 more wins to his team and just plain and simply had a better year. If you're going to bring up all of Ortiz's "clutch" hits, go fuck yourself. Clutch doesn't make a guy with inferior numbers a better player. And as I've written before, clutch is overrated and totally misunderstood.

This guy also writes about how Giambi and Andy Phillips took curtain calls after hitting 3-run homers off Beckett last June. Basically, he says,

After the Yankees were upset with Manny's admiring his HRs at Fenway, they take curtain calls in the second innning. In June.

OK, I think the curtain calls are a bit much. However, to compare a curtain call, which consists of coming up to the top step of the dugout and tipping your helmet, to standing at home plate admiring your home run, showing up the pitcher (which pisses me off to no end), is another moronic comparison. The only fair point he made here was A-Rod stealing second up 6 runs after the Yankees complained about Patterson stealing second up 6 runs the previous night. That's fair. But comparing curtain calls to showing up a pitcher on the field after you bomb one, stupid.

These fans know absolutely nothing about the game. And yet they think they do, so they write blogs. Please, Cleveland. Win tonight. I can't take living in Massachusetts with the Red Sox being anywhere near a World Series. Forget about them actually being in one. I'd have to break the 5th Commandment numerous times should that happen.