Sunday, June 10, 2007

Fuck College Fags, those pieces of shit





You all know this guy. And this guy and his buddy. And this fucker and his $4 in his wallet.


They need to fucking die.


Not to say that all college kids are fags, because Doug Mientkiewicz as a college kid, was most certainly NOT a fag, but there are far too many of these hippyfaced loser pieces of shit crawling around our North American institutions than should ever be allowed to. My question is why the fuck these losers are allowed to live. For example, look at the first kid and his shitty moccasins. His shitty plaid pants. His shitty girl's sized sweatshirt. And those fucking tinted aviator wannabe sunglasses he bought at the South Street Seaport from some guy named Miguel holding a briefcase for $7, while of course he has never flown anything, except a virtual plane while masturbating to Microsoft Flight Simulator as a 10-year old.

The second kid and his overly gutbellied friend also need to die, wearing their combination of rags, cut up cardboard boxes, fake Persian rugs that were actually made in Guam by monkeys, and Salvation Army rejects. Notice, too, the gay sunglasses on both perpetrators of "the rule of not looking like fags," as well as the excessively filled college dorm room which is both stupid and unappealing as a background. Basically you are telling the world that you are poor, because you owe the government money for funding your forays into irrelevance at whatever institution of higher learning the rest of us are subjected to sharing with you and your pathetic ilk.

This third guy merits death as well. As a fellow male, I want to kick all of these cocksuckers in the teeth for violating the fundamental rule of manhood...thou shalt not be a little bitch. With his wallet full of singles, I am curious to see if the photo is taken because this faggot is attempting to play off that he is rich (yet, as a college student, as we have said, he is most certainly poor), or if this photo was merely taken while this unfortunate and untalented youngster was in the process of excitedly purchasing a hamburger at McDonald's (notice, ironically, what appears to be a SUNGLASSES store in the picture, as if this faggot needed any more homosexuality in his appearance!).


Fuck these college fags that give the rest of college kids a bad name, and fuck everyone, including every "whimsically stupid annoying artsyfart girl" (who should never get laid, btw) that ever gives them a chance at anything in life. Hit these douche bags on the head with a pipe, or with Mike Lowell's knee, and tell them to wake the fuck up and stop raping men. And that's the bottom line cuz Doug Mientkiewicz said so. Anyway, I'm off to fuck my wife, which if these bozos weren't losers, they would be off fucking their girlfriends. Instead they're still jerking off to World of Warcraft. Losers. Winners fuck the prom queen. PS I have begun having sex with my wife, and I am now starting the process of signing off. Take notes, motherfuckers.

EDITOR'S NOTE: Doug Mientkiewicz does not hate gay people. Only people who behave like stereotypical homosexuals. Particularly those of college age.

1 comment:

B.A. Baracus said...

Hahahaha...great stuff. Awesome to throw in non-sports stuff once in a while...because it still is "Pwnage of Morons"...